Introducing the ultimate mood shirt: our “Alpaca Meh” Tee – because sometimes words fail, but an unimpressed alpaca says it all. This shirt is as soft and chill as your vibe on a Monday morning. Lightweight with just the right stretch, it’s basically a cozy hug from an alpaca who couldn’t care less.



Quick Facts

✺ 100% preshrunk cotton, so your “meh” won’t shrink into a crop top.

✺ Machine wash and dry like a normal human (cool setting if you want that fresh-out-of-the-herd look).



Sizing

✺ Unisex fit that’s not too tight, not too baggy – just right for alpaca-level comfort.

✺ Most women stick with their regular size. Want a roomier "meh"? Size up.



Shipping Times

✺ Each shirt is made-to-order just for you – like an alpaca knitting it with tiny hooves (processing time 2–5 business days).

✺ Typically ships faster than your motivation on a Friday afternoon.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors include a dash of polyester magic).

• Pre-shrunk, because we know you hate laundry surprises.

• Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for ultimate meh-level durability.



By ordering, you’re helping us reduce waste and overproduction. Look at you, making eco-friendly choices while wearing your “meh” alpaca shirt.