For those who worship the floof, respect the rolls, and understand that round is a shape — meet your new favorite tee: the Chonky Cat T-Shirt. This shirt is soft, lightweight, and stretchier than a cat reaching for a treat under the fridge. It's comfy, flattering, and perfect for humans who share personality traits with their thicc feline friends — mainly, sleepy with a strong dislike for sudden movement.



Quick Facts

✺ 100% preshrunk cotton — because laundry surprises are the worst kind.

✺ Wash on cool to preserve max chonk energy and avoid feline side-eyes.



Sizing

✺ Unisex sizing that’s roomy without being a tent — kinda like a cozy cat bed.

✺ Most women stick to their usual size for the perfect amount of relaxed sass.



Shipping Times

✺ Each tee is handmade to order (no actual cats were used in production, though one might’ve supervised). Processing time is 2–5 biz days.

✺ Ships faster than a cat knocks something off the counter at 3am.



• Super soft cotton that feels like a cuddle from a chonky lap cat

• Pre-shrunk so your tee won’t slim down unexpectedly

• Durable stitching that holds up to naps, snacks, and existential loafing



By ordering this shirt, you’re not just getting top-tier comfort. You’re joining an elite squad of chonky cat enthusiasts who understand that the rounder the cat, the closer to purr-fection.