For those days when your vibe is “don’t talk to me unless you’re a mushroom or a moss rock,” we present the I Hate Everyone Toad T-Shirt. This delightfully grumpy toad says what we’re all thinking — without you having to say a word. Soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for stomping through the forest avoiding eye contact, this tee is perfect for introverts, antisocial goblins, and anyone with an appreciation for amphibian angst.



Quick Facts

✺ 100% preshrunk cotton — because the only thing shrinking around here is your tolerance for people

✺ Toss it in the wash on cool to preserve maximum cranky energy



Sizing

✺ Unisex fit that’s comfy but not swampy

✺ Most women choose their regular size for a perfectly grumpy fit



Shipping Times

✺ Each shirt is handmade just for you by our imaginary toad-friends (processing time 2–5 business days)

✺ Ships faster than you can croak “I’m not coming to your party”



• Soft enough for sulking in a sunbeam

• Pre-shrunk so your attitude stays consistent post-wash

• Durable construction for long-term grumbling



This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle. So go ahead — rock your toad-y attitude with pride and let the world know: you don’t hate nature, just people.