Oh honey, we brewed this one just for you. The Witch, Please T-Shirt is soft, stretchy, and sassier than a black cat on Halloween. Whether you're a full-time spell-slinger or just witchy on the weekends, this shirt serves broomstick attitude with a side of “don’t test me.” It’s flattering, comfy, and pairs perfectly with potions, PSLs, or passive-aggressive hexes.



Quick Facts

✺ 100% preshrunk cotton — so it won’t vanish like your ex when rent’s due

✺ Wash on cool to preserve the magic (and the sass)



Sizing

✺ Unisex fit that’s comfy enough to hex in — roomy but not baggy

✺ Most women choose their usual size for that casually enchanting vibe



Shipping Times

✺ Each shirt is conjured just for you — processing takes 2–5 business days (unless Mercury’s in retrograde).

✺ Ships faster than a witch dodging a surprise visit from her HOA.



• Soft enough to nap in your crystal circle

• Pre-shrunk fabric — because nobody needs drama from their laundry

• Reinforced seams that can handle every moon phase and mood swing



This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle. Toss it on, strut out, and remind the world: you’re not bossy, you’re just magically assertive.